Sunday, October 25, 2009

Ten Best Jokes on Halloween


Get into a spooky mood with these 10 best Halloween jokes for your kids.
Some are funny and some are silly. I hope you have a wonderful Halloween night with your family.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.

How do witches keep their hair in place?
Scare spray.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.

What song does Dracula hate?
You Are My Sunshine.

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.

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